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老外的奇葩旷工理由,不信你不笑!

发布时间:2016-12-01
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     For the last10 years, job listing site CareerBuilder has put out a list itcalls “The Most Unbelievable Excuses for Calling inSick。”   在过去十年间,一个名叫“凯业必达”的求职网站每年都会列出一张清单,名为“最不可思议的请病假理由”。

      不信你不笑:十大奇葩旷工理由

      For the last10 years, job listing site CareerBuilder has put out a list itcalls “The Most Unbelievable Excuses for Calling inSick。”

      在过去十年间,一个名叫“凯业必达”的求职网站每年都会列出一张清单,名为“最不可思议的请病假理由”。

      Last year anemployee said he couldn’t come in because his false teeth flew outthe window while he was driving down the highway. Another claimedthat someone had glued her windows and doors shut so she couldn’tget out of her house。

      去年,有一名员工称他不能上班的原因是,他在高速公里上开车的时候,假牙从车窗了飞出去了。令一名员工称,有人用胶水把她家的窗户和门都封住了,所以她出不了门。

      This year theexcuses include a worker who said he felt he had to stay at a****** when he had money left after a ******** weekend. I like thisone from a past survey: Employee said the ghost in his house kepthim up all night。

      今年该网站收集到的奇葩请病假理由包括如下一些:一名员工称,他周末一直在**,因此他觉得,只要自己手里的钱还没花完,他就应该留在**。我本人比较喜欢这条来自上次调查结果的理由:这名员工称,他家里的鬼混让他整完无法入睡。

      This year’sexcuses were gathered through a Harris Poll that ran fromAug. 11 to Sept. 5, 2014, among 3,000 workers and 2,000 hiringmanagers。

      今年该网站搜集的请病假理由清淡是通过美国哈里斯民意测验调查所制作的,调查时间从2014年8月11日持续到了9月5日,调查对象包括3000名职工和2000名人事经理。

      1. I just puta casserole in the oven。

      我刚在微波炉里放了一盆砂锅菜。

      2. My plasticsurgery needed some “tweaking” toget it just right。

      我刚做了整容手术,需要“调整”一下姿容,以保证五官端正。

      3. I wassitting in the bathroom and my feet and legs fell asleep. When Istood up, I fell and broke my ankle。

      我刚才一直坐在浴室里,我的双脚和双腿都睡着了。我忽然站起来的时候,摔了一跤,膝盖摔破了。

      4. I had beenat the ****** all weekend and still had money left to play with onMonday morning。

      我周末一直在**,周一早上手里的钱还没花完。

      5. I woke upin a good mood and didn’t want to ruin it。

      我早上起床心情很好,不想把好心情给毁了。

      6. I had a“lucky night” and didn’t know where I was。

      昨晚我遇到了一夜情,不知道自己现在身在何处。

      7. I got stuckin the blood pressure machine at the grocery store and couldn’t getout。

      我在杂货店里量血压,仪器取不下来了,我没法脱身。

      8. I had agall stone I wanted to heal holistically。

      我有胆结石,想要全身心的进行康复治疗。

      9. I caught myuniform on fire by putting it in the microwave to dry。

      我把我的制服放在微波炉里烘干,结果它就着火了。

      10. Iaccidentally got on a plane。

      我不小心登上了一架飞机。


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